16 October 2007

Blog Lust

I made a huge mistake today.


I read another blog.


"Now that's not such a big deal" you may say. "It's not like you're cheating on yours." But it is. Oh, it is. This wasn't a normal blog that one of my friends writes in every once in awhile ("today I had tea and went to class...") this wasn't even one of my professors' blogs ("deuterocanonical hermeneutical patristic blabbidy blah blah blah"). This was a real. good. blog. A Brad Pitt meets Orlando Bloom meets George Clooney kind of blog. One that, dare I say, I experienced blog lust over.

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet my
downfall.

It started out simple enough; trying to elude my homework once again, I resorted to checking out the Blogs of Note on the Blogger sign-in page. "Maybe someday my little blog will be noteworthy," I thought to myself, glancing down the list in the guise of looking for something interesting but secretly hoping to see 'bibLooHoo' amongst its ranks. No such luck. I did, however, find something fairly interesting looking: a blog named [redacted]. "Now that's interesting." Thoughts of Biblical text redaction ran through my mind, maybe we could partner up, bounce ideas off each other, blog on common ground!

My geeky heart racing, I clicked on the link. Mistake #1.
I started to read. Mistake #2.

This. guy. is. good.

really. good.

So. good. that. he. doesn't. feel. the. need. to. put. periods. between. all. his. words.

Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy my blog. I think it's fun. I think it's enjoyable. I think it has a certain amount of chutzpah. But let's be honest people, this is like putting my next door neighbor Todd the Accounting major against Matthew McConaughey. It's just not a fair fight. I sat in awe of the writing, the layout, the intense wit of it all--it was like the lovechild of the "Gilmore Girls" writers and Robin Williams. For about thirty seconds, I considered putting brackets around my title to make it look cooler. I was experiencing serious blog lust--wishing that I could have another blog; bigger, better, more witty! This blog was definitely the Beauty, and mine is definitely the Geek.

After sitting at my computer for awhile trying to write an entry but failing for lack of confidence, I realized something. Remember that scene in "Win a Date with Tad Hamilton" where Tad (the hot movie star) buys a farm and Pete (the geeky best friend) offers to show him some farm chores? They both end up shirtless, with Tad showing off washboard abs and Pete....well, not so much. I'm not gonna lie, I'd take Pete over Tad any day. I realized that my blog is Pete. It may not have a link to a magazine or 28 comments per post and counting, but it's fun. It's genuine. It has a witty description. It could delve into the field of redaction if it so felt the need. I don't need to wish that mine were so much like another to appreciate it. I like it just the way it is, thank you very much. Today I choose to appreciate blogs that are better than mine as well as what I've got.


So now I must bring some virtual flowers to my blog and apologize for my brief fling with another. It won't happen again. I promise.

4 comments:

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Anonymous said...

I have to admit.the.guy.is.good.BUT....I appreciate the way that your blog, even the random mumblings, and not just the theological stuff or daily prompts, actually carry a message. You make us think and ponder. Yes, he was funny, but there is only so much poop and drinking that I can read about...even though his style was very vivid and descriptive as if we were right there in the next stall watching the giant cockroach!

So, as much as I appreciate "bathroom" humor, as much as the next guy, my vote of appreciation goes to your blog on this very day.
B

Lindsay said...

love your blog! Every word truly reflects who you are. There is nothing fake or replicated about your blog. It is so unique and so you. I am truly captivated by your spontanaeity and cheer as you type your heart out on the page. Your diction paces faster and slower as you move from witty conversation to truly contemplative and introspective ideas. I will continue to read and look forward to learning more about life and you. I'm inspired to think and appreciate life in the small things and big, as the former evinces the latter. Keep writing, it's lovely.